It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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