Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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