Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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