Your dad touched me again.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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