he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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