All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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