He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
how drunk are you?
Several
Success! We fucked roommates!
Randomize
