Dual....:-)
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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