Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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