Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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