We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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