Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I miss vodka workout Fridays
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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