the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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