Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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