Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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