She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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