party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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