It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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