spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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