Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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