i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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