i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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