So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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