Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
