Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
All the doctor said was why
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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