i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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