Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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