I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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