He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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