I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i believe in u and ur pee
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