I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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