I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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