All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it was like his penis was on wheels.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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