I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
you will always have a special place in my vag
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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