Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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