Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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