found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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