I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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