Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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