This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just high enough for therapy.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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