ya dads aren't the best wingmen
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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