i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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