Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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