did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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