for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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