is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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