ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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