she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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