Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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