did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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