At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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