i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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