When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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